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Rangers and hobbits and Elrond
Half-Elven
Ents walking woodenly, dwarves deeply
delvin'
Nazgûl on flying beasts spreading
their wings
Welcome to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
Since Peter Jackson made films of the
story
Fanfiction's started to get somewhat
gory
Badfiction writers all lurk in the
wings
Writing their fanfic for Lord of the
Rings
"Rohans", "Pail Riders",
arranged Elven marriages
Mary Sues riding through Mordor in
carriages
Rangers in bondage gear bouncing on
springs
Fangirls have come up with very strange
things
Bad Legomances, slashed Merry and
Pippin
Hurt/Comfort Frodo in Sam his wick
dippin'
Faramir acting like Mary-Sue's pet -
No wonder I avoid fanfiction.net!
Bagenders, OFUM, PPC and MUSM,
Imaginations work well when you use
'em,
Stick within canon, restrictions it
brings
Still, creativity's such a fine thing
Writing's an art, and a craft and a
process
Keeping in character means you make
progress
Add punctuation precisely, don't fling;
And always remember to do spellchecking
If you post it
On ff.net
And a flame results
Remember the readers won't put up with
crap
And don't say it's not your fault!